The Polish American Blog War Continues

The Great Polish-American Blog War appears to have reached a new peak this week as hate mail from Spain and Jesse Spano hurl insults and lyrics at this site. The following missile, fired December 12th, held the following response:

Luis said...
Omg that what u wrote here is just stupid. I am from Spain, and i live in Poland 2 years now ( studies ), and i have to say that Poland is just great. Great beer, food, bread, nice people. And as u see i have computer here ( with fast internet connection ^^) Maybe your friend should move to some bigger city. For example living in some small american town also sux very much.

Analysts are having a hard time agreeing about the intent of the hate mail missile. Some experts say that it was meant to be condescending and insulting, and they point to the words "stupid" and "sux" as evidence to support this theory. Others say that Luis, the alleged hate mail sender, was simply trying to inform us of the many attractions of the country of Poland and possibly offer his advice about small town living. All agree that he completely missed the point.

The second bombing came in early today from nineties teen idol Jesse Spano who disguised her missile as a sappy pop ballad. A source close to Spano said that this song is what "kept her afloat" during her film career disaster, however it is unclear as to why she sent the lyrics to us. Analysts speculate that Spano, like many before her, misunderstood the post entirely and felt inspired to share her world peace perspective through song. While most of the citizens of PB and C will be inclined to laugh at Jesse's misuided and misinformed attempts to rid the world of hatred, we are instead encouraged to feel sorry for her:

Jessesspano93 said...

We can't go on Pretneding day by day That someone, somewhere will soon make a change We are all a part of God's great big family And the truth, you know love is all we need We are the world We are the children We are the ones who make a brighter day So let's start giving There's a choice we're making We're saving our own lives It's true we'll make a better day Just you and me Words to live by.

Love, Jesse

While there have been no casualies to date, citizens of Peanutbutter and Cigarettes are urged to stay indoors as this war rages on.

For more information about the Great Polish American Blog War, read here and here.