It is the very first thing he goes for when he gets naked. I'll barely have his diaper off of his body and - BAM - his hands are all over his shit, like moth to a flame. In the bathtub, it's one hand on genitalia, another hand holding rubber ducky.
He can't get enough of it. He just loves his stuff. And quite frankly, I'm beginning to get a little bit worried. I mean, I know that all men seem to have a sort of obsessive love affair with their penises, but I didn't expect it to begin at such a young age.
But maybe it does. Maybe it's like some instinctual, survival of the fittest, Darwinian primal urge to love and caress and revere one's "family jewels" in order to preserve the species. Maybe it's just jock itch. I don't know.
As a woman who is sans penis and raising a son who is in love with his, I need a little help here, guys. Help me understand. I mean, I have no reference for a body part that I love as much as you guys love your penises. And, if my son's fascination is any indication of what's normal, this super-appreciation for your stuff starts out real early.
So guys, do us girls all a favor and fill us in on the joys of manhood.
3 comments:
I think the position of his hand and the grin on his face says it all. :-)
James
HA HA HA HA HA HA! You're in for a ride, my friend.
Oh a man and his penis. As a mother of two boys I can only wish you the best of luck, and tell you that it may be YOU who needs therapy in the years to come.=) Oh the things I have heard come out of their precious little mouths!
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